Make a 85s pop-punk anime music video for the song "You knew how to fork (you just chose not to)" (./path/to/audio.wav, detect the BPM) as a Twitter banger. It has to hook on frame 0 and read with the sound off. Look: 2000-era cel anime with hand-inked lines, flat colour, halftone sunbursts and checkerboards. Palette: ink, newsprint, hot pink, electric blue, sunny yellow. Cast: the dev who never forked, the boyfriend with the Lambo, the wife, Mom, and a punk narrator who sings at the dev. Give every line its own visual gag a dev would screenshot (FORK #834, #17 on Product Hunt, 2 likes, "Liked by Mom", visited 47 times, the Fork button nobody clicks). Build it on this harness pipeline (PASTE GIT HARNESS LINK HERE): 10 sections cut from the full song on one 24fps frame grid, gpt-image-2.5 characters and keyframes, H3 clips (green-screen sprites or full scenes), and all lettering and UI drawn in p5.

Make sure that if you don't have references for the video use your web search functionality to search the web for good funny references that you can put in the videos, make sure you have enough references to make the video chaotic and funny and interesting or extremely funny to watch.

Lip-sync with H3. Separate the vocal first with fal Demucs and drive every singing or talking clip with the gated vocal stem, never the mix, so mouths close in the singer's pauses. Time everything from the stem, make sure to not use Whisper for this. Check each clip with a sync moths script if you have it in your harness and re-roll any take where the mouth doesn't open within 2 frames of most syllables. Get every slam, pop and cue from each sketch's timing constants. Keep the comic beats deadpan: the Civic, Mom clapping alone, the crickets, the quiet Fork button.

Finish with sound, then VFX, then export. SFX: a stable-audio sound on every visible action (e.g. clicks, the ball bouncing on the chart on each bounce, the ring, ECG beeps on the drawn spikes, the cha-ching when the odometer lands, the sticker's character laughing "ha-ha-ha"). Synthesize steady tones like the flatline locally; the model only makes rhythmic beeps. VFX (the vfx:* pass over the SFX mix): punches, whips on scene changes, beat pulses in the drop, flashes tinted in the palette, light leaks, and one dark flash before the drop.

And of course, very important: Make the video a banger.